Shuffle up and deal, Ohio!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

We don't get political here. However, yesterday Ohioans passed Issue 3 (53% to 47%), allowing casinos into the state. HELL F*CKING YES!

They will be putting casinos in Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland, and Toledo. The rumored location for the Columbus casino is near Nationwide Arena and Huntington Park, home of the Blue Jackets and the Clippers (Indians AAA affiliate), respectively.

If you believe the propaganda ads (below), I believe they've began bussing in the devil, murderers, drug addicts, and prostitutes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get downtown and claim my crack head and hooker before they're all gone. DIBS!!!


(It's like the announcer doesn't even believe what she's saying!)

The best part? Now I can go play blackjack after a hockey game. Does it get any better than that? I doubt it. Well, maybe if I can get one of those hookers they promised me.

BallHype: hype it up!


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